SCP-020 - The Dispenser

Item #: SCP-020

Object Class: Euclid

Description

SCP-020 appears as a standard, unremarkable ATM machine. The exterior is a plain metallic gray with no distinguishing features. SCP-020's anomalous properties activate when the machine is turned on.

Upon activation, SCP-020 displays a text box on its screen with the prompt "Enter object name." When a user inputs a specific object name into SCP-020, the machine dispenses a physical manifestation of the object described. The dispensed object is an exact, functional replica of the inputted item, with some exceptions where SCP-020 displays a degree of creativity or distortion. Additionally, there is a chance that any input prompt could result in SCP-020 dispensing a copy of the entire Family Guy Season 6 on VHS.

Notable Responses

• "apple" – Dispenses a red-painted peach.
• "evil" – Dispenses a piece of paper with red squares.
• "100% Off Coupon" – Dispenses an AR-15 rifle.
• "weird" – Dispenses a fully functional accordion.
• "null", "?", "#####", "serious", "health", "42" – Dispenses a black square that appears as a two-dimensional shape with the property of always facing the observer. Upon further examination, it is revealed that this black square is actually a functioning human heart. The heart is an organic object, and upon inspection, the heart will disintegrate into a spray of biological material, scattering parts in all directions.
• "pirate" – Dispenses a fully operational computer with LimeWire software running.
• "OK" (no text) – Dispenses a knife equipped with a thruster. The thruster activates and propels the knife, resulting in lethal consequences for the individual.
• "glunkus" – Dispenses a green moss-like creature floating in water.
• "man idk" – Dispenses a small, nondescript box containing random items such as an old key, a faded photograph, and a small jar with minor anomalous properties.
• "guns 2.0 the trillion" – Dispenses a decorative firearm with intricate engravings, covered in gold and silver accents.
• "pfp" – Dispenses objects corresponding to Windows XP profile pictures, including a real dog, real cat, and various toys and models.
• "generic" – Dispenses a default Blender scene setup including a default cube, X, Y, and Z axis arrows, and a Blender light and camera object.
• "crush" – Dispenses one of two possible items with equal probability:
  • A can of Crush soda.
  • The crushing part of a hydraulic press.
• "crush orange" – Dispenses a can of Crush soda in the orange flavor.
• "pepsi" – Dispenses a list of dietary options, including various types of diet plans, meal suggestions, and nutritional guidelines.
• "coca-cola" – Dispenses various types of medication, including prescription drugs and over-the-counter remedies.
• "coke" – Dispenses one of two possible items with equal probability:
  • A headcrab from Half-Life.
  • 30 pounds of cocaine.
• "sprite" – Dispenses a can of Sprite soda.
• "ripoff of Sprite" – Dispenses uncanned Sprite soda from a soda machine.
• "windows xp" – Dispenses a full, functional Windows XP operating system used by an individual named Jared. The system operates with significant lag and lacks games.
• "input" – Causes instant death by explosion into gibs.
• "Pigeon from Gmod" – Dispenses a live, low-poly pigeon.
• "object name" – Dispenses a turret designed to kill the individual who entered the phrase.
• "random" – Dispenses an item from a pool including a lava lamp, frog, speaker, pistol, and other random objects.
• "monkey" – Dispenses typewriter-produced papers with random strings of letters and spaces.
• "food" – Dispenses an apple, a piece of bread, a bottle of water, and a single potato chip. There is also a chance that it dispenses a copy of Family Guy Season 6 on VHS.