xx_omnicron_xx: yo, you there?
HeyGuis: hey, what’s up?
xx_omnicron_xx: dude, you won’t believe what i found in an alley today.
HeyGuis: haha, what is it this time? another cursed cat meme?
xx_omnicron_xx: nah man, it’s some weird empty bag. looks normal but gives me the creeps.
HeyGuis: empty bag of normalcy. open it :)
xx_omnicron_xx: haha very funny. but seriously, there’s something off about it.
HeyGuis: like what?
xx_omnicron_xx: hard to explain. when i look at it, i feel like something’s watching me.
HeyGuis: spooky. maybe it’s just your guilty conscience.
xx_omnicron_xx: haha, very reassuring. but seriously, should i bring it in? could be worth studying.
HeyGuis: yeah, bring it in. we’ll take a look at it together. might be something interesting.
xx_omnicron_xx: alright, i’ll head over now.
xx_omnicron_xx: yo, you still there?
HeyGuis: dude, what’s up? you bring the bag?
xx_omnicron_xx: yeah, i got it. but... something’s wrong.
HeyGuis: what do you mean?
xx_omnicron_xx: i opened it.
HeyGuis: are you serious? what happened?
xx_omnicron_xx: i... i don’t know. everything’s gone quiet.
HeyGuis: dude, stop messing around. this isn’t funny.
HeyGuis: seriously, answer me!
HeyGuis: come on, man...
HeyGuis: please...
HeyGuis: ...
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