EVIL BASKETBALL
...with Greg
WARNING: Not for the weak-minded or anyone named Carl.
Rules of Evil Basketball
- The basketball is on fire. Don't ask how.
- Greg can teleport. You cannot.
- Dunking earns you 13 points. Unless Greg is watching, then you owe him lunch.
- If you hear whispering, it’s probably the Referee Demon. Don’t make eye contact.
- Dribbling must be done with alternating hands and cackles.
- Half-time is replaced by a summoning ritual.
- First to 666 wins… unless the scoreboard screams.
- If a goblin steals the ball, you must challenge it to a riddle contest.
🏀 BLOOD FOR BASKETS 🏀
Who is Greg?
No one knows. He just *shows up*. Sometimes he's the ball. Sometimes he's the moon.
Goblin Gallery