How to Play Scout in Team Fortress 2
— Explained by Gay Slenderman

Hello, babes! It's your fabulous spooky friend, Gay Slenderman, here to teach you how to *own* as the Scout in Team Fortress 2. Let's get those speedy feet moving and those scatterguns blasting!

Step 1: Move FAST — The Scout is the fastest class in TF2, and honey, use that to your advantage! Double jump everywhere, dart around the map, and make sure your enemies never catch you. Always be unpredictable.

Step 2: Hit and RUN — Your scattergun packs a punch at close range, so get in quick, deal damage, and back off before they can aim properly. Don’t be a sitting duck, darling.

Step 3: Capture Points and Carry the Flag — As the speedy Scout , your job is often to be the annoying mosquito buzzing around objectives. Cap points fast, carry the intelligence in CTF maps, and never stop moving.

Step 4: Use Your Secondary Weapons Wisely — Your pistol or baby-faced blaster are perfect for finishing off enemies you can’t get close to. Also, don’t forget your melee weapon, it can surprise foes if you get caught!

"Remember, being a Scout means being bold, loud, and fabulous. Play smart, stay quick, and have fun!" — Gay Slenderman 💅