Why I Hate Wikipedia - By Sarah the Utah Teapot Lover

Reliability? More Like Unreliability!

Let me tell you something about Wikipedia. You know what it's good for? Absolutely nothing! You can't trust a single word on that site. It's like the wild west of information, where anything goes and facts are optional.

Every time I try to use it for research, I end up down a rabbit hole of half-truths and hearsay. It's like trying to navigate a minefield blindfolded. One wrong step and boom, you're knee-deep in misinformation.

Citations? More Like Fabrications!

And don't even get me started on their so-called "citations." Sure, they slap a bunch of numbers on the page and call it a day, but do you know where those citations lead? Nowhere, that's where!

Half the time, the links are dead, and the other half, they lead to some shady blog written by who-knows-who. It's a citation circus, and I refuse to buy a ticket to that show.

Gatekeepers? More Like Know-It-Alls!

And then there are the Wikipedia elitists who think they know everything because they've read a few articles. Give me a break! Just because you can recite facts doesn't mean you understand them.

They act like they're the guardians of truth, but in reality, they're just peddling their own biased opinions. It's like trying to have a conversation with a brick wall.

Layout? More Like Labyrinth!

And let's not forget about the layout. Who thought it was a good idea to organize information like a jumbled mess of spaghetti? Good luck finding what you're looking for without getting lost in a maze of hyperlinks and subheadings.

It's like they hired a bunch of monkeys to design the website. I've seen more user-friendly interfaces on a toaster.

In Conclusion...

So there you have it, folks. Wikipedia is a dumpster fire of misinformation and frustration. I'd rather trust a magic eight ball for my research than rely on that garbage heap of a website.

It's time to take a stand against the tyranny of Wikipedia and demand better sources of information. Together, we can overthrow the reign of unreliable wikis and reclaim the truth!